First Strike baby!

Welcome to my blog! At since e2 ang debut ng aking new blog, let me make these things clear people:

-This blog may contain explicit and offensive words.
-Ang karamihan ng mga kalokohan na mapopost d2 ay maaaring nagmula sa aking mapaglarong imahinasyon na may 7 chakra gates, o nakita ng aking mata na may normal 20-20 vision.
-Pwede ka magbasa at magcomment. I'll like that. Mang-away hindi. This is my blog. We have our own views. Respetuhan na lang men.
-Kung nais mo talaga ako sipain, well sorry, it's not worth it to deal a useless fight with a freak. Saka kabayo lang ang naninipa. Eh tao tayo eh diba? Maliban na lang kung isa kang horse hybrid.
-This blog will utilize gay-lingo on some of its future posts, for the sake of fun and cheberlu.
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Now that those things were clear na boy, puwede ka ng sumayaw at magrejoice. Yehey! Joke lang, baka isipin ng kasama mo may topak ka.

Game start!

Setting: Friday, November 28, 2008.

One time, bago ako pumasok ay dumaan muna ako sa Mini-Stop. My usual ritual. I'll buy a Nescafe Freeze and a small waffle, and have a little break. Maaga naman dating ko sa Manila palagi eh kaya ok lang, maliban na lang kung mapasakay ako sa isang depektibong LRT train o tinanghali ng gising.

I was sipping my freeze when suddenly, may pumasok na mga pulubi. I just ignored them and went on with my coffee. What made me notice them was when this scene occurred:

Pulubi1: Ate, papalit poh.
Ate: Cge. Magkano?
Pulubi1: E2 po. (hands her a 500 bill)
Ate: Grabe ka ah. Kahapon 100 pinapalit mo diba?
Pulubi2: Opo. 2 oras lang poh kasi kami nakalimos.
Ate: Kaya pala. Mas malaki pa kita nyu sa akin kayung mga bata kayo.

I suddenly chuckled. Big time naman tong' mga pulubi na 2, grabe. Hindi kaya mga con-artist lang 2 na nagpapanggap para makakikbak ng panggala?

Whatever they are, I assure you, it's just weird for them to earn money much bigger than the usual amount a pedicab driver earns per day.

Anyhoots, it's 7:20 na. I need to run to school na.

2 hours after, it's my Discrete Math class na. We were expecting for our prof to come early dahil may quiz kami- supposedly. Let me describe my prof muna:

Codename: Jorov
Birthplace: Still tracking. Bulacan daw. I think it's Mars.
Special Skills: Boylet Glaring
Weakness: same kind niya. manghihina siya at biglang lalambot, voice-wise and manner-wise
Strength: papalicious boylets. Pag merong ganun sa class mo, for sure, walang babagsak sa inyo.

Supposedly my quiz dapat kami when suddenly, namatay ang lahat ng lights sa building namin. Saya. Para kaming nasa Embassy nung mawala ung mga ilaw. Parang tanga lang. Nagpaparty-partihan.

Pero the fact is, pwede kaming mag-quiz kasi hindi ganoon kadilim room namin kahit walang ilaw compared to other rooms, meaning medyo maliwanag pa nga. So dumating na si Sir Jorov. Eto ang naging eksena:

Sir: Ok class. Hide your things except your pens.
Class: Huh? (sabay2 kaming nagsalita)
Sir: Ok lang yn. Hindi naman madilim sa room natin eh. Pwde yan.
Classmate1: (nagkataon na may hitsura siya) Sir, next week na lang. Please? Hirap mag-exam niyan oh, madilim.
SIr: Anoh ba? (nakasmile na biglang lumambot ng 10 times ang boses)
Classmate1: Sir, dali. Minsan lang 2. (kumindat sa isang nakangiting SIr Jorov na malagkit na ang tingin)
Class: (blah blah blah)
Sir: (malambot na ang boses) Cge na ngahh..

See, I told u. Boylets ang kahinaan niya. Ang dapat na quiz namin that day, namove further. Saya db? Dahil yan sa kaklase ko na may good looks. Kumbaga, siya ang kryptonite ni sir, except the fact na hndi siya si Superman kundi isang Darna-wannabe na panot ang ulo.

So let me end this post here. Marami pa akong ipopost diyan ah. Ta ta!