I just thought of sharing them to you. They're kind of different kasi. Saka ito gs2 ko ipost eh, walang aangal, haha! Don't mind that part, nag-gagalit galitan lang ako.
Anyways, the professors that I'll be mentioning were my math professors then at Mapua. Love em' or hate em', I have to give them dibs for helping me learn more bout' Math, much better than what Liceo has to offer.
So, let's fo this.
Professor # 1:
Codename: "Nardo"
Hometown: Tracking down as of the moment
Special Skill: Talking to himself
Weakness: Can't determine
Strength: Sleeping, being late
Hometown: Tracking down as of the moment
Special Skill: Talking to himself
Weakness: Can't determine
Strength: Sleeping, being late
So, e2 na nga. Si Sir Nardo ang aming algebra professor nung 1st term namin sa Mapua. Mahilig siya mag-joke minsan, medyo mahina boses niya at ang bilis niya mag-explain. Kung sa quiz ang pag-uusapan, mahirap siya magbigay, pero maawain siya when it comes to grades.
Tamad nga lang siya. Dami niyang hindi ginagawa na paper works sa office niya. Let me give an example. One time, pumasok kami ni Buddie sa faculty room ng Math Dept. to submit our take home quizzes. Wala siya dun unfortunately. Pero ng tumingin kami sa table niya, grabe, nandun pa rin yung mga quiz namin at seatwork: hindi pa rin nachechekan. Galing diba, eh last day na na term that day eh. Saya niya. Lagi pa siyang late. Ang madalas niyang reason: traffic, my baha, lahat na. Sige, siya na masaya.
Let me give another example of how lazy and irresponsible this prof is. Let me share something from my blockmate's blog.
One time sa math class ng blockmate ko:
Prof: "Guys, bad news, nawala ang quiz papers niyo..."
Students: "...."
Student: "Sir, bakit po nawala??"
Prof: "Wag niyo na tanungin kung bakit, di naman importante un eh.."
Galing diba? Hai... Buti na lang at hindi ko na siya naging prof ulit. He's such an asshole.
Tamad nga lang siya. Dami niyang hindi ginagawa na paper works sa office niya. Let me give an example. One time, pumasok kami ni Buddie sa faculty room ng Math Dept. to submit our take home quizzes. Wala siya dun unfortunately. Pero ng tumingin kami sa table niya, grabe, nandun pa rin yung mga quiz namin at seatwork: hindi pa rin nachechekan. Galing diba, eh last day na na term that day eh. Saya niya. Lagi pa siyang late. Ang madalas niyang reason: traffic, my baha, lahat na. Sige, siya na masaya.
Let me give another example of how lazy and irresponsible this prof is. Let me share something from my blockmate's blog.
One time sa math class ng blockmate ko:
Prof: "Guys, bad news, nawala ang quiz papers niyo..."
Students: "...."
Student: "Sir, bakit po nawala??"
Prof: "Wag niyo na tanungin kung bakit, di naman importante un eh.."
Galing diba? Hai... Buti na lang at hindi ko na siya naging prof ulit. He's such an asshole.
Professor # 2:
Codename: "Pinky"
Address: GMA Building
Interests: GMA Telebabad
Weakness: GMA
Strength: GMA
Codename: "Pinky"
Address: GMA Building
Interests: GMA Telebabad
Weakness: GMA
Strength: GMA
Obviously, this prof likes GMA shows. Lahat halos ng kinukwento niya maliban sa Death Note eh about sa mga napapanood niya sa GMA, tulad na lang ni Almira, at ni Angel Locsin. Halos lahat ng bonus questions niya, be it quiz or test, ay about sa GMA shows. Adik.
Anyways, she became my prof nung second term ko as a freshie. Siya ang kinatatakutang professor ng mga Mapuans, be it freshie or upper classmen alike. Bakit? She's notorious kasi for being a strict prof, plus mahilig siyang mambagsak. It's her hobby eh.
E2 pa. Naging alamat siya dahil nung first term namin sa Mapua, she failed an entire section for her Trigo class save for five people. Lucky ng limang un. Nakaligtas sila sa galit ni Pinky. Alam nyu ba ang reason kung bakit halos lahat sila ay bumagsak? E2 lang: One simple farting from a pathetic student ruined their chance of passing. Dahil sa utot ng lalaking un, naging ireg sila. See how fucking strict this lady is? Grabe.
Anyways, buti na lang at nakalikha kami ng mechanism called the Pincashield, pantabla sa kanyang mga Pincattack. In other words, need mo lang mag-paclose effect sa kanya, plus maging punctual at good student na may sense of humor na magmamatch sa kanya.
Anyways, she became my prof nung second term ko as a freshie. Siya ang kinatatakutang professor ng mga Mapuans, be it freshie or upper classmen alike. Bakit? She's notorious kasi for being a strict prof, plus mahilig siyang mambagsak. It's her hobby eh.
E2 pa. Naging alamat siya dahil nung first term namin sa Mapua, she failed an entire section for her Trigo class save for five people. Lucky ng limang un. Nakaligtas sila sa galit ni Pinky. Alam nyu ba ang reason kung bakit halos lahat sila ay bumagsak? E2 lang: One simple farting from a pathetic student ruined their chance of passing. Dahil sa utot ng lalaking un, naging ireg sila. See how fucking strict this lady is? Grabe.
Anyways, buti na lang at nakalikha kami ng mechanism called the Pincashield, pantabla sa kanyang mga Pincattack. In other words, need mo lang mag-paclose effect sa kanya, plus maging punctual at good student na may sense of humor na magmamatch sa kanya.
Professor #3:
Codename: Sir Candy(actually hindi yan talaga ang spelling niyan)
Special Skill: marami eh. versatile siya in fairness.
Weakness: Invulnerable
Strength: Can't determine yet
Codename: Sir Candy(actually hindi yan talaga ang spelling niyan)
Special Skill: marami eh. versatile siya in fairness.
Weakness: Invulnerable
Strength: Can't determine yet
Now, let me mention my fave math prof. Yah, fave ko siya, galing kasi niya eh. Besides the fact na magaling siya, eh memorable din yung mga pagpapatawa niya. Yung mga lines niya na, "LAASTLI!" at "Ek, ark!" at kung anu2 pang one-liner na nagpapahalakhak sa amin.
And oh, he is open to the fact na gay siya. He's one of those gay dudes that I utterly respect.
He became my professor on 3 separate occasions: first, sa Trigo, then sa Analytic Geometry, and finally sa Differential Calculus.
He's versatile then. He knows to play a lot of sports, plus he's quite an intellectual too. He's kind and giving din grade-wise plus the fact that many students like him
And oh, he is open to the fact na gay siya. He's one of those gay dudes that I utterly respect.
He became my professor on 3 separate occasions: first, sa Trigo, then sa Analytic Geometry, and finally sa Differential Calculus.
He's versatile then. He knows to play a lot of sports, plus he's quite an intellectual too. He's kind and giving din grade-wise plus the fact that many students like him
Professor #4:
Codename: Master Bert
Habitat: Anything na may escalator.
Special Skills: Li**g power
Weakness: Cute, sexy gals.
Codename: Master Bert
Habitat: Anything na may escalator.
Special Skills: Li**g power
Weakness: Cute, sexy gals.
Eto, ang pinaka-mahilig na Math prof na nakilala ko. Wala siyang ibang ikukukwento kundi mga green jokes, pati ang bahay niya na may escalator at ang cellphone niya na puno ng mga scandals. Obvious naman diba sa name niya na Master Bert. Ulit-ulitin mo lang ang pagsambit ng name niya at malalaman mo kung anu koneksyon nun sa ugali nya.
Grabe siya.
Un lang.
Besides from being a licensed engineer, isa din siyang nurse, kaya pwede rin daw siyang tawagin na Enginurse. Actually, front lang talaga ang paggiging nurse niya para makadali ng mga female patients. Ewan ko ba.
So, there you have it. Part 1 of my prof files. More coming up!
Grabe siya.
Un lang.
Besides from being a licensed engineer, isa din siyang nurse, kaya pwede rin daw siyang tawagin na Enginurse. Actually, front lang talaga ang paggiging nurse niya para makadali ng mga female patients. Ewan ko ba.
So, there you have it. Part 1 of my prof files. More coming up!
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